#and look at him he doesn’t even react or flinch at all when she throws herself on him #like what #if i were expecting a brutal painful death and all of a sudden someone was cuddling me #i’d be like what the fuck
i love obama way too much
FUCKING LOVE YOU OBAMA BE AUSTRALIA’S PRESIDENT
AMEN
Can everyone think like this, please?
And that’s why you’re all of a sudden not agreeing with gay rights, right Obama? -.-
(Source: randomkiwibirds)
the answer is ALWAYS NO
(Source: foxfaced)
doctor: are you sexually active
me: i'm not even physically active
Just asking.
(Source: bitch-please-im-immortal)
i burn calories by insulting them
“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”
gUYS REMEMBER WHEN ZACK AND CODY WENT TO A PARALLEL UNIVERSE AND ESTEBAN WAS THE SASSY ESTEBANITA
DEMENTED THEME BY: FUCKYEAHADEK POWERED BY: TUMBLR
